May 2011
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January 2011
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With Love, Mom.
So my mom sent me a care package today filled with mac and cheese, betty crocker’s warm delights, animal crackers, chocolate covered pretzels, tums (accordingly), a magazine, a hat, and condoms.
Condoms? How do I react to that?
“Thanks for the condoms, Mom! I really needed them. I’m glad you sent them with rush shipping.”
You know what the best part is? She found them...
who shot that arrow in your throat? who missed the crimson apple? it hung heavy...
– the hush sound. love it. live it.